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Looking for a playful and fun way to celebrate your next birthday? Look no further than our X-Rated Birthday Balloons! These balloons are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and spice up any party. With a message that is sure to make your guests blush, these balloons are the perfect gag gift or party favor. Whether you're looking to surprise your partner or just looking to add a little extra fun to your next celebration, these X-Rated Birthday Balloons are the perfect choice. So why wait? Order now and get ready to laugh, love, and party!
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Free Returns/Exchanges
We make returns and exchanges as easy as your purchase. With Toy Hub USA’s Feel Good Guarantee, you can shop with confidence knowing that if something isn’t perfect, we’ve got you covered.
Simple Process: Just visit our Contact Us page, provide your order number, item details, and return reason, and we’ll send you a pre-paid shipping label. *Free returns are eligible for US orders only.
No-Risk Shopping: Whether you want to exchange or return, we ensure a smooth process so you can focus on finding your perfect fit.
Satisfaction Guaranteed: Our goal is your happiness. If your purchase doesn’t bring you joy, we make it easy to make it right.
Feel Good Guarantee: If it doesn't feel the way you imagined, you get your money back
Why Choose Us?
At Toy Hub USA, we do more than just offer products—we provide next-level experiences designed with your pleasure and satisfaction in mind. Here’s why we stand out:
Quality You Can Trust: Every product is carefully tested and made from body-safe, premium materials, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience every time.
Innovative Features: Our toys are designed with the latest technology to give you full control over your pleasure, from customizable settings to whisper-quiet motors.
Discreet and Secure: Your privacy is our top priority. With discreet shipping, secure payments, and confidential packaging, you can shop with confidence.
Satisfaction Guaranteed: We’re so sure you’ll love your purchase, we offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee—risk-free excitement is just a click away.
Discover why thousands trust Toy Hub USA to elevate their intimate moments. Ready to explore?
At ToyHubUSA.com we are proud to offer you FREE & FAST 1-3 Day Shipping on all orders over $49! If your order is under $49 we provide you with the best shipping prices available. We have a passion for getting new items in your hands as quickly as possible and over 90% of our orders ship same day. Here is an easy rule of thumb as to when you can expect your new items to arrive.
Toys, Clothing and Accessories - Arrive in 1-3 Business Days
SHIPPING INFORMATION:
Method
Cost for Orders Less than
$49 (Before Tax)
Cost for Orders $49 or
More (Before Tax)
In-Transit Time**
US Standard Shipping
$2.99
FREE**
1-3 Business Days*
Canada Standard Shipping
$8.99
FREE**Over $79
4-7 Business Days*
International Standard Shipping
Destination Based Rates Provided at Checkout
Shipping time varies
*** In-Transit Time - Starts when your order has been shipped, and does not include standard processing time of up to 2 business days. Business days do not include Saturdays, Sundays, or US Holidays. For information on anticipated delivery (inclusive of processing and transit times), please refer to our Shipping Policy Page.
*** Free Shipping Promotion - Orders must equal or exceed the amount shown after all discounts and coupons have been applied to qualify for the promotion.
*** Overnight Shipping - Please reach out to us for express shipping rates. This is a premium service subject to higher shipping rates out of our control.
For more information on our shipping policies, please see below
When your order is placed, you will receive an automatic confirmation email. Your order will process, and when it's ready to leave our Distribution Center you will receive a second email with tracking information for your shipment.
Note: Receiving a shipping confirmation email does not necessarily mean that the carrier has picked up your package from our Distribution Center. Depending on the shipping method selected, please use the carrier’s tracking features to determine when your package is picked up, in-transit, and delivered to your door.
Toy Hub USA is proud to service customers all over the world! The default pricing on our site is in USD.
Note: In some instances, delivery may be delayed depending on your country's customs. Toy Hub USA and the carrier do not have control over how long customs deem fit to hold a package. In addition, certain countries may apply tariffs after the package is accepted. We suggest checking with your local post office to find out if that applies to you as Toy Hub USA does not cover additional customs fee charges. Toy Hub USA is not responsible for applicable customs fees, import duties, taxes, or any other charges.
Shipping fees are non-refundable unless you received a damaged item. If you would like to return a damaged item, please use the following process:
1) Contact our Customer Care team
2) Provide photo(s) along with a description of the damaged item(s) and your order number associated with the items in question.
Once we receive your email and assess the damage(s), we will be in contact with you to determine the needed outcome. Please note that all damaged, defective, and incorrect items must be reported within 7 days of delivery.
To report a damaged item, please use the following process:
1) Contact our Customer Care team
2) Provide photo(s) along with a description of the damaged item(s) and your order number associated with the items in question.
Once we receive your email and assess the damage(s), we will be in contact with you to determine the needed outcome. Please note that all damaged, defective, and incorrect items must be reported within 7 days of delivery.
Unlock Instant Satisfaction: Your Gateway to Ultimate Pleasure
Experience the difference today—why wait for excitement when it’s right at your fingertips? Whether you're looking to add a spark to your intimate life or explore new sensations, our expertly crafted adult toys are designed to bring you instant satisfaction.
Our products aren’t just about fun—they’re about enhancing your intimate well-being. Each item is carefully selected to help you feel empowered, confident, and ready to enjoy every moment. You can indulge in privacy, comfort, and pleasure whenever you desire.
Imagine the thrill of experiencing something new, knowing that you’re choosing the very best in quality and design. Why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?
Ready for a new level of satisfaction?
Complete your purchase now and start enjoying your intimate journey today. Don’t wait—your pleasure is only a click away.
Solo Celebrations: Your Own Private Party
Have you ever felt like there’s more to your solo moments? Our toys are the key to unlocking a new layer of pleasure—taking your alone time to the next level. With whisper-quiet motors and adjustable speeds, you’ll have total control over every experience. Ready to celebrate yourself?
Bedroom Adventures Await
Feeling like your bedroom routine could use a spark? Our toys turn familiar moments into thrilling adventures. With customizable settings, you control the intensity and excitement. Why settle for ordinary when every night can be extraordinary?
Erectile Dysfunction or Climax Problems?
Performance issues happen, but they don’t have to stand in the way of pleasure. Our toys help you turn “Oh no” moments into “Oh yes” with precision features designed to assist you. Take control with confidence—your best moments are just a click away.
Elevate Your Connection
Does your connection need a boost? Our curated selection of toys helps you reignite the spark and explore new sensations together. From remote-controlled options to shared experiences, elevate every moment with the latest in pleasure tech.
Embrace Your Moment
When was the last time you took a moment for yourself? Our toys are crafted to help you rediscover your personal power and pleasure. With intuitive controls and luxurious materials, every moment of self-discovery becomes an experience worth savoring.
Are You Ready for Endless Excitement?
You’ve felt excitement before, but what if there’s a whole new level waiting? Our collection is designed to take you there, with each product offering a unique thrill—from soft caresses to powerful vibrations. Ready to unlock non-stop excitement? Complete your purchase now and embark on a journey where every moment brings you closer to the ultimate "Yes!"
Everything You
Need To Know
100% Private and Secure Delivery
Your privacy matters. Every order from Toy Hub USA comes with discreet shipping and billing, so you can shop with complete confidence. Whether delivered to your home or office, your package remains 100% confidential. Trust us to protect your secrets—your pleasure, your privacy.
Quick and Easy Deliveries
At Toy Hub USA, we prioritize fast and efficient service. Your order will be dispatched within 24-48 hours, and you’ll receive tracking details right to your inbox. Not completely satisfied? Our 30-day satisfaction guarantee ensures hassle-free returns. Enjoy fast delivery and worry-free shopping, every time.
Clean & Care
Taking care of your toys is simple with Toy Hub USA. After each use, wash with soap and water or use a toy cleaner for quick and easy maintenance. Keep your silicone toys in top condition by pairing them with water-based lube. Enjoy hassle-free care, so the fun never stops.
Find Your Ideal Toy!
Finding your perfect toy is all about exploring what feels right for you. Start small and gradually discover new sensations as you go. Let your body guide you—whether you’re a beginner or experienced, Toy Hub USA has something that’s just right for your personal pleasure.
Loved by customers
★★★★★
The gear? Top-notch. The variety? Like a candy store for grown-ups. My solo adventures have gone from "meh" to "yeah!" in no time. Who knew flying solo could feel so blockbuster? Talk about a power-up for my me-time!
Michael
Seattle, WA
★★★★★
This site? It’s like my secret agent for fun - super discreet and always on a hush-hush mission to deliver joy right to my door. Shopping here is like being part of an exclusive club where the only rule is enjoying yourself, no blushing required. They've got this magic way of making sure everything arrives incognito, leaving my nosy neighbors none the wiser. It's my go-to spot for when I want to explore the fun side of life on the down-low. Total game-changer for secret missions of happiness!
David
Denver, CO
★★★★★
Who knew school could be so cool? This site turned me into a student of fun 101, with each toy like a pop quiz I actually want to take! I've discovered more about what makes me tick than in any classroom, and picking out toys is like choosing my adventure in the most thrilling library ever. It's not just shopping; it's an education in joy – no boring lectures included!
James
Chicago, IL
Quick Joy: Perfect Toys for Busy People!
No time for complicated setups? No problem! Our toys are designed for instant use—just push a button and enjoy. Get into the fun faster than choosing a movie, and say goodbye to delays. At Toy Hub USA, your best moments are ready when you are.
Your Pleasure, Our Promise Guarantee
Experience risk-free excitement with our "Your Pleasure, Our Promise" guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied, we offer hassle-free refunds. From your first click to your final "wow," we’re committed to making sure every moment with Toy Hub USA brings you joy.
Don't Delay, Order Today!
Why wait? Your next adventure is only 3-5 days away. Click "Add to Cart" and start enjoying the excitement you deserve. Toy Hub USA makes pleasure just a click away—don’t miss out!
