Name: Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2lb Tart Candy
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: LG-CP1240
Price: 25.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Some nights have a moment where something shifts and the two of you stop taking everything so seriously. This is that moment. Pull out a two-pound jar of fruit-flavored tart candy shaped exactly like what the name implies, and watch her expression move from confused to laughing to that look that means the rest of the night just got a lot more interesting. Humor is underrated as foreplay, and this delivers it without trying too hard.

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Weight: 2 pounds
Flavor: Fruit
Shape: Phallic

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