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Why Men Choose This
This gold-finished penis-shaped bottle opener is a bachelorette party staple that actually gets used long after the party ends. It is well made enough to hold up as a bar accessory or gag gift that people genuinely keep around. The novelty is obvious, but the quality finish gives it a little more staying power than your average party favor. It works as a real bottle opener, which is the whole point. If you are shopping for a bachelorette party, a white elephant gift, or just something to throw in a gift bag that will get a laugh and a second look, this is a solid pick.
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The Feel Good Guarantee
We get it. Buying something this personal online takes a leap of faith. That's why we make the whole experience simple, private, and completely risk-free.
Simple Process: Just visit our Contact Us page, provide your order number and return reason, and we'll send you a pre-paid shipping label. Free returns on all US orders.
Your Privacy is Protected: Everything is handled discreetly from start to finish. No awkward explanations, no drama. Just a quiet, professional process that respects your privacy at every step.
Satisfaction Guaranteed: If it doesn't feel the way you imagined, we make it right. Simple as that.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee. If it's not right for you, you pay nothing.
From Domino’s Pizza to Sex Toys
ToyHubUSA was created by a girl and a guy who met while working at a Domino's Pizza during college. Two regular people who just thought the conversation around men's sexual wellness was way more complicated and awkward than it needed to be.
So we built the store we wished existed.
No judgment. No gimmicks. No weird marketing that makes you feel like you wandered into the wrong place.
Just high-quality products, straight information, and a shopping experience that respects your privacy from the moment you land on the page to the moment your discreet package shows up at your door.
We know you did your research before you got here. You're not the type to impulse buy something this personal. That's exactly the kind of customer we built this for.
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging. Every question gets answered by a real person. And if something isn't right, we make it right. No hassle, no awkward explanations.
You found the right place. We're glad you're here.
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At ToyHubUSA.com we are proud to offer you FREE & FAST 1-3 Day Shipping on all orders over $49! If your order is under $49 we provide you with the best shipping prices available. We have a passion for getting new items in your hands as quickly as possible and over 90% of our orders ship same day. Here is an easy rule of thumb as to when you can expect your new items to arrive.
Toys, Clothing and Accessories -Â Arrive in 1-3 Business Days
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SHIPPING INFORMATION:
Method
Cost for Orders Less than
$49 (Before Tax)
Cost for Orders $49 or
More (Before Tax)
In-Transit Time**
US Standard Shipping
$3.99
FREE**
1-3 Business Days*
Canada Standard ShippingÂ
$21.99
11-20 Business Days*
International Standard Shipping
Destination Based Rates Provided at CheckoutÂ
Shipping time varies
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*** In-Transit Time - Starts when your order has been shipped, and does not include standard processing time of up to 2 business days. Business days do not include Saturdays, Sundays, or US Holidays. For information on anticipated delivery (inclusive of processing and transit times), please refer to our Shipping Policy Page.
*** Free Shipping Promotion - Orders must equal or exceed the amount shown after all discounts and coupons have been applied to qualify for the promotion.
*** Overnight Shipping - Please reach out to us for express shipping rates. This is a premium service subject to higher shipping rates out of our control.
For more information on our shipping policies, please see below
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When your order is placed, you will receive an automatic confirmation email. Your order will process, and when it's ready to leave our Distribution Center you will receive a second email with tracking information for your shipment.
Note: Receiving a shipping confirmation email does not necessarily mean that the carrier has picked up your package from our Distribution Center. Depending on the shipping method selected, please use the carrier’s tracking features to determine when your package is picked up, in-transit, and delivered to your door.
ToyHubUSA is proud to service customers all over the world! The default pricing on our site is in USD.
Note:Â In some instances, delivery may be delayed depending on your country's customs. ToyHubUSA and the carrier do not have control over how long customs deem fit to hold a package. In addition, certain countries may apply tariffs after the package is accepted. We suggest checking with your local post office to find out if that applies to you as ToyHubUSA does not cover additional customs fee charges. Toy Hub USA is not responsible for applicable customs fees, import duties, taxes, or any other charges.
Shipping fees are non-refundable unless you received a damaged item. If you would like to return a damaged item, please use the following process:
1)Â Contact our Customer Care team
2) Provide photo(s)Â along with a description of the damaged item(s) and your order number associated with the items in question.
Once we receive your email and assess the damage(s), we will be in contact with you to determine the needed outcome. Please note that all damaged, defective, and incorrect items must be reported within 7 days of delivery.
To report a damaged item, please use the following process:
1)Â Contact our Customer Care team
2) Provide photo(s)Â along with a description of the damaged item(s) and your order number associated with the items in question.
Once we receive your email and assess the damage(s), we will be in contact with you to determine the needed outcome. Please note that all damaged, defective, and incorrect items must be reported within 7 days of delivery.
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You've done the research. You know what you want.
The only thing left is making it happen. Your order ships discreetly, arrives fast, and comes backed by our 30-day Feel Good Guarantee.
No second guessing. No regrets. Just a better experience waiting on the other side.
Add to Cart and let's get it to you.
Your Time. Your Terms.
Sometimes the best experience is the one you control completely. No performance pressure. No distractions. Just you, a quiet room, and something that actually delivers.
Our solo products are designed for men who know what they want and aren't apologetic about it.
Bring Something New to the Bedroom
The best relationships don't stay still. They evolve. A small addition to your routine can completely change the energy between you and your partner in ways that are hard to explain but impossible to ignore.
The right toy doesn't replace anything. It just turns a good night into one you both remember.
When You Want to Perform at Your Best
Sometimes the body doesn't cooperate the way you'd like. It happens to more men than you'd think and it has nothing to do with who you are. The right tools can quietly bridge that gap, take the pressure off, and put you back in control of the experience.
No awkward conversations required.
Deepen the Connection
The couples who stay curious together stay close together. It sounds simple because it is. Adding something new to your shared experience doesn't have to be complicated or awkward. It just has to feel right for both of you.
That's exactly what we help you find.
Own the Experience
Confidence isn't something that just shows up. Sometimes you build it. The right product at the right moment can shift everything, how present you feel, how in control you are, how the whole night unfolds.
That's what we're here for.
Ready to Make a Move?
You've spent time here for a reason. Trust that instinct.
Your order ships discreetly, arrives fast, and comes backed by our 30-day Feel Good Guarantee. If it's not right, we make it right. Simple as that.
The only thing left is adding it to your cart.
Everything You
Need To Know
100% Private and Secure Delivery
Your privacy is non-negotiable. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with discreet billing. Nothing on your statement or at your door will give anything away. Delivered to your home or office, completely confidential. Every time.
Quick and Easy Deliveries
Your order is dispatched within 24 to 48 hours with tracking sent straight to your inbox. Fast, reliable, and on its way before you know it.
Clean & Care
Taking care of your toy is simple. After each use, wash with soap and water or a dedicated toy cleaner. For silicone toys, always pair with a water-based lubricant to keep them in top condition.
Find Your Ideal Toy!
Not sure where to start? Browse by category, read the product details, and trust your instincts. Whether you're adding something new to your routine or trying this for the first time, there's a right fit for everyone here.
Loved by customers
★★★★★
Wasn't sure what to expect but this stuff is genuinely good. Works exactly as described, no mess, no weird smell. Will be ordering again.
Daniel R.
Austin, TX
★★★★★
The packaging when it arrived was completely plain. Nothing on the box, nothing on my statement. That was the thing I was most worried about and they handled it perfectly.
Marcus T.
Chicago, IL
★★★★★
Ordered on a Tuesday, had it by Thursday. Came in a plain brown box with no indication of what was inside. Quality is solid, does what it says. No complaints.
Kevin S.
Denver, CO
★★★★★
I've tried a few different products and this one is noticeably better. Lasts longer, feels more natural, doesn't get tacky. My wife noticed the difference too. Worth every penny.
James W.
Seattle, WA
★★★★★
Ordered late at night, got a confirmation email right away. Shipping was fast and discreet. Exactly what I needed without any of the awkwardness of buying in a store.
Ryan M.
Nashville, TN
★★★★★
Good product, good price, fast shipping. Came exactly as described with no issues. I appreciated that the whole process felt professional from start to finish.
Tom B.
Phoenix, AZ
Simple by Design
No complicated setup, no learning curve. Our products are built to work intuitively from the moment you open the box. Charge it, use it, enjoy it. That's the whole process.
Your Pleasure, Our Promise
If something isn't right, we make it right. No hoops, no hassle, no awkward explanations. Just reach out and we handle the rest. That's what the Feel Good Guarantee means in practice.
Everything's in Place
Discreet packaging. Fast delivery. A guarantee that actually means something. The only thing left is making the call.
Add it to your cart and let's get it to you.
