{"product_id":"jar-of-fucks-i-have-to-give-2lb-tart-candy-lg-cp1240","title":"Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2lb Tart Candy","description":"Some nights have a moment where something shifts and the two of you stop taking everything so seriously. This is that moment. Pull out a two-pound jar of fruit-flavored tart candy shaped exactly like what the name implies, and watch her expression move from confused to laughing to that look that means the rest of the night just got a lot more interesting. Humor is underrated as foreplay, and this delivers it without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe candy itself is genuinely good. Tart, fruit-flavored, and enough of it that you are not rationing anything. The joke lands on its own, but what it actually does is break the ice on a night that needed loosening up. You are both laughing, maybe a little ridiculous, and that ease between you is exactly where things tend to go somewhere worth remembering. Two pounds means you are set for the night and then some.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe best nights together are not always the ones that go exactly as planned. Sometimes they are the ones where you both stopped being so serious for a minute and let something small and stupid funny crack things wide open. This is a good excuse to do exactly that.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWeight: 2 pounds\u003cbr\u003eFlavor: Fruit\u003cbr\u003eShape: Phallic","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52433377886497,"sku":"LG-CP1240","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0264\/2273\/9029\/files\/GQ6mkagO.jpg?v=1773178122","url":"https:\/\/toyhubusa.com\/products\/jar-of-fucks-i-have-to-give-2lb-tart-candy-lg-cp1240","provider":"ToyHubUSA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}